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Victor Von Fang is a dentist. But not just that. He is also a vampire, And sometimes a bat. ‘A good vampire is a good dentist’, He says many times every day, ‘Dentists we are born, And dentists we should stay.' ‘My grandmother? She was a dentist, My wife? The best dentist you will see, My father? Also a dentist, And that‘s what my son Vlad will be.’ ‘No, I will be a rock star, dad! Listen to this song, you will be glad.’ ‘Enough! Stop playing the guitar! I don’t want to hear any more about that.’ ‘But dad, look at me! Music is my destiny!’ ‘You’re wrong, and that was your last song. You are a dentist, like my aunt and my brother, I‘m hiding your guitar, your rock star time is over!’ ‘Vlad, don't be sad’, said his mother. ‘Vampire teeth are sharp and funny! You have thirty-two in your mouth, That’s thirty-two more than your granny!’ ‘Your teeth let you eat meat, And every kind of sweet, So a vampire like you should know Dentists are cooler than Rock and roll!’ ‘Teeth are boring, mom. I'm going to find my guitar. And my name is no longer Vlad... You can call me Drockula, The Rock Star!’ ‘Where will my guitar be? My house is huge, like the sea... But I’m as clever as a dolphin, Let’s search near my uncle's coffin!’ Drockula looked under the coffin, But he couldn’t see a thing... ‘I’m a vampire, I can’t be scared of the dark.’ So he used his arm to find his guitar. ‘Ooouchhh!’, cried Drockula, A giant spider bit his hand. ‘I want to be a rock star, that's true... But to be Spiderman is very cool too!’ ‘Inside the coffin, there is a lot of space… To hide a guitar, this is the perfect place!’ Drockula opened the coffin with care... And saw his uncle sleeping with a teddy bear! ‘Uncle Vin, sorry to wake you up, I’m just trying to find my guitar.’ ‘A guitar? Please, listen to your dad! You are a dentist, kid. Now let me sleep!’ ‘They think I’m a dentist, but I’m not, Even if they repeat it a lot. My name is Drockula and I’m a rock star... Hey! I have a new idea to find my guitar!’ ‘Bloody has a great sense of smell. He’s like a magic dog with a very big nose. Find my guitar, Bloody, cast your spell! I will give you a bone if you do it well.’ Bloody started to run towards the garden. ‘Where are you going? Wait for me!’ Drockula followed his dog to see He was eating a pumpkin near a tree! ‘Bad dog, Bloody, these are pumpkins! That’s not what I need… I promise I will give you something to eat, But now you have to find my guitar, please!’ The dog went back to the house Faster than the speed of light. Drockula smiled with delight, 'Bloody, this time you will get it right!' But when Drockula finally got to the hall Bloody was biting a skeleton on the wall! ‘Bloody, that’s from dad, he will be mad! This hungry dog can’t help me find my guitar…’ ‘Our basement is spooky and rare, Maybe my guitar is hidden in there...’ The vampire came down the stairs: ‘This time I will find it, I swear!’ The basement was very dark And it was full of hanging bats. ‘Hey, cousins! Have you seen my guitar? It shouldn’t be too far…’ The bats turned into vampires And they were very angry. ‘Vlad, listen to your dad, you’re not a rock star! We are dentists, yes! That is what we are.’ ‘But if you insist... we can give you a hint. Go to the back, look in the dark, And search there like a little rat!’ Drockula’s cousins laughed and then They turned into bats again. The vampire went to take a look And he found a cauldron full of green soup! ‘If there is one thing that I'm sure of Is that no one here cooks with love. This cauldron stinks and it's dusty like an old book, So I better not drink this soup!’ ‘Wait! I think there is something inside. Tell me, cauldron, what do you hide?’ ‘It smells so bad, I hope I don't get sick… Oh no! This is not my guitar… It’s garlic!!!‘ ‘This is what vampires hate the most, Sunlight is bad, garlic is worse. Ugh… My cousins’ jokes are really bad... This one almost made me throw up!’ ‘Maybe my dad is right after all... Maybe I’m too young and I need to grow old. Maybe I’m a dentist! Well, I don’t know. Maybe I should forget about rock and roll.’ Drockula went to his father's room Thinking that teeth could also be cool, ‘I want to apologize to my dad And forget about finding that guitar.’ But when he opened the door He couldn’t believe what he saw… His father, Victor Von Fang, was playing his guitar! He was singing and dancing like a real rock star! ‘Hey, Drockula! You were right all this time! Rock and roll is fine, I wish this guitar was mine! You can be anything, a dentist or rock star… What matters is who you really are!’